just for joke

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry?
BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.


Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Guss the next digit ; can you?

1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ____???


the answer is 3263442

Internet love

"I'll never forget the day we met
Upstairs at my grandma's house on the Internet

I never thought I could ever feel this way
But instant love is what I found that day

I used to believe that instant love could be
But always with others and never with me

I was truly wrong about that
Because love struck me in a five minute chat

Some people say, love from the Internet isn't true
But I know that I was meant for you

Some may ask, how do I know
And the answer is, because my heart told me so
How do you know when you're in love,

Is another question some people want to know
And the answer is, something from inside you begins to glow

I found you on the Internet
And for some reason you're the one I can't forget

Some people may disapprove of our Internet relationship
But that's OK because no matter what some people may say
I will always love you each and every day "

love story

A boy had cancer & he had only one month to live...
He liked a girl working in a cd shopvery much...
But he didn't told her about this love...
Every day he went to the cd shop & bought a cd only to talk to her...
After a month he died... When the girl went to his home and
asked about him;
his mom told that he died...and mom
took her to his room...She saw all the cd's were left
unopened...she cried and cried and died because she
placed her love letters inside the cd ... She also loved him...


So plz dont hide your feelings to
someone really special... bcos
oneday you will realize it... but
You may lost that person...