Krazzy

I'm mad ,really mad

you're making me crazy.

who you're?

you're not an angel

but you're my heaven.

you're not a lamp

but you leads me when it dark.


you're not evening sun
but you make me warm.

your smile is simple
but it makes me happy.

you're not my love
but you teach me how to love.

"you're not my friend
but I'm you're friend."

it's not tears it's love

I feel I'm nothing
All I did is bad
why is like that,why I'm like this
why world can't understand me!
why world is so hard.

I believe I'm right
but everybody blame me
you to did the same.

I'm alone, I'm nothing
I wanna cry
but i can't,
my mother is here ;
i wanna see her happy.

I'm compressed,I feel borne crushing ,
pain..
I wish if it ends,
I wish if world understand me,

I know I'm wrong
but,
still I love you....

just for joke

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry?
BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.


Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Just for a smile

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was 4 years old.

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of co-incidence?

Student: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and same time!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Terry: I've lost my dog!

Bob: Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?

Terry: Don't be silly! My dog never reads e-mails.

Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?

A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Husband to wife: I love you so much. I want to share everything with you.

Wife to husband: I love you. I want to share everything too, let's start with your bank account!

Why did Santa cut the sides of the tablets before taking it?

Guess what...

To avoid side effects!!!

Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining outside.

Santa: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Q:) Why did the Santa sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: "Yes, it is. What is your third question? "

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To do suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Santa: I am marrying on on 13Th Jan and my girlfriend on 20Th.

In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?

Because, they take 9 months for delivery.

Internet love

"I'll never forget the day we met
Upstairs at my grandma's house on the Internet

I never thought I could ever feel this way
But instant love is what I found that day

I used to believe that instant love could be
But always with others and never with me

I was truly wrong about that
Because love struck me in a five minute chat

Some people say, love from the Internet isn't true
But I know that I was meant for you

Some may ask, how do I know
And the answer is, because my heart told me so
How do you know when you're in love,

Is another question some people want to know
And the answer is, something from inside you begins to glow

I found you on the Internet
And for some reason you're the one I can't forget

Some people may disapprove of our Internet relationship
But that's OK because no matter what some people may say
I will always love you each and every day "

But I like the way you are thinking

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question..

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."


Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the
second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"


"No," said Little Johnny,

"the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.."

Women are clever

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Ramayana 3G

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote
it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI). These are excerpts from his diary:

Ramayana by Bill Gates...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C ta.

12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However,Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND,
took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid and insisted that her son
Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.

At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like unstable version of AI MSN does in Intel.

RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to LOGIN with him.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.

The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she proposed that he should marry her.
RAM, politely declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.
She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her important PERIPHERALS.

Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS TOR s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself to form a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest.

Finally, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man to his brother s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DE LINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

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Colors and Unity: whats your colour?

Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel: all claimed that they were the best,
the most important, the most useful, the favorite

GREEN said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, leaves, trees - without me, all animals would die. Look out over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority."


BLUE interrupted: "You only think about the Earth, but consider the sky and sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."


YELLOW chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth to the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me, there would be no fun."


ORANGE started next to blow her temper. "I am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce but I am precious for I serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mango's, and pawpaw's. I don't hang around all the time, but when I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you".


RED could stand it no longer. He shouted out: "I am the ruler of all of you! I am blood! Life's blood! I am the color of danger and of bravery. I am willing to fight for a cause. I bring fire to the blood! I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poppy and the poinsettia. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon!"


PURPLE rose up to his full height. He was very tall and spoke with great pomp: "I am the color of royalty and power. Kings, chiefs, and bishops have always chosen me for I am a sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me, they listen and obey".

Finally,

INDIGO spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination: "Think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."


And so all the colors went on boasting and quarreling, each convinced of their own superiority. Soon, their quarreling became louder and louder. Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening!
Thunder rolled and boomed! Rain started to pour down relentlessly. The colors crouched down in fear drawing close to one another for comfort. In the midst of the clamor, RAIN began to speak: "You foolish colors, fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest. Don't you know you were each made for a special purpose, unique and different? Join hands with one another and come to me."

Doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands. The rain continued: "From now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of colors as a reminder that you can all live in peace. The rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow". And so, whenever a good rain washes the world, and a rainbow appears in the sky, let us remember to appreciate one another.


“To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.”
------Charles De Montesquieu