just for joke

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry?
BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.


Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!