But I like the way you are thinking

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question..

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."


Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the
second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"


"No," said Little Johnny,

"the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.."

Women are clever

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

love story

A boy had cancer & he had only one month to live...
He liked a girl working in a cd shopvery much...
But he didn't told her about this love...
Every day he went to the cd shop & bought a cd only to talk to her...
After a month he died... When the girl went to his home and
asked about him;
his mom told that he died...and mom
took her to his room...She saw all the cd's were left
unopened...she cried and cried and died because she
placed her love letters inside the cd ... She also loved him...


So plz dont hide your feelings to
someone really special... bcos
oneday you will realize it... but
You may lost that person...