Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Just for a smile

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was 4 years old.

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of co-incidence?
Student: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and same time!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.

Terry: I've lost my dog!
Bob: Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?
Terry: Don't be silly! My dog never reads e-mails.

Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Husband to wife: I love you so much. I want to share everything with you.
Wife to husband: I love you. I want to share everything too, let's start with your bank account!

Why did Santa cut the sides of the tablets before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's raining outside.
Santa: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Q:) Why did the Santa sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: "Yes, it is. What is your third question? "

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Santa: I am marrying on on 13Th Jan and my girlfriend on 20Th.

In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
Because, they take 9 months for delivery.